Thursday, September 18, 2008

friday funny

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President.

The old rancher said, ' Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.'


Kim H. said...

Oh Tami- I am laughing so hard I am crying and then coughing! Love the term- post turtle!

LostLuggage said...

Sad that we have to decide who is least a dumb-ass this election..

Genevieve said...

That was awesome! I'm going to adopt that term and spread it all over CA!

Traci G said...

tee hee. I thought this was funny. My husband didn't. Oh well!

I have decided I am just going to flip a coin this year!